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Thursday, July 21st, 2005
6:27 pm
[funwithneedles]
This right hurrrrr is a hearty and crotch-felt farewell and fair travels to the one...the only....the hotassed Captain Meatbomb Biggiddy the First, aka Chud, aka Rantiferous Clodificus.

May all your dugouts be ventilated, and your bike seat vibrating.




EVERYONE SEND YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN LOVE TO THE MYTH, THE MARVEL, THE MAYHEM CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
Friday, May 20th, 2005
2:26 pm
[cell_or_door]
Dear Chud,
I just wanted to let you know that you're the coolest person ever and I appologize for the lack of CHUD fan mail you have been recieving as of late. Umm anyway, If I could I would sexually harass you at this point, or possibly just follow you down the hall. So whatever you do , don't look behind you.
Wednesday, May 18th, 2005
2:51 am
[funwithneedles]
So why dont we people speak?
WHY DONT WE PEOPLE SPEAK??

Is there no more love for the Chud to be spared? Does the Chud not miss our random tangents and useless anecdotes?
If you prick a Chud, does she not cream herself all the way back to the wet box from whence she came?




LOVE CHUD!

But not me.....I hate Chud....and by hate, I mean ate..........and by ate I mean IN YOUR PANTS!
Friday, April 15th, 2005
12:03 pm
[ragdoll_suicide]
happy ass fun
rectal enema :)

Current Mood: enema what?
Tuesday, April 12th, 2005
6:12 pm
[funwithneedles]
Crack Call
To whom it may concern

I am sending you this communicato to inform you of the deviously deranged happenings that have only recently befallen me. The creature presently known as Chud has recently had sexual intercourse with my tight little poo hole, and in the event that you have not yet the privelege of sharing this experience, I feel that it is my duty to inform you that she is quite gentle....firm and confident, but gentle.
The experience has opened my eyes to the wonders of anal intercourse, and if I still have any luck on my side, this will not be an isolated occurence. I have been informed that you will be next, and so I have taken it upon myself to inform you of the experience that will soon befall you. Do not fear the anal lovage, for Chud is, as outlined earlier, indeed gentle and careful when she pokes your pooper. My advice to you is to keep a bottle of the finest EZ-Glide within reach at all times so that all you have to do when this outstanding event presents itself, all you will have to do is stick your face in the pillow and let The Chud work her magic. Do not resist, for it can only lead to unneccessary chafage and it will take away from the mole-hole magic in the long run.

Thank you for your time, I am now off to the shower where I shall sit under the running water until Chud comes to call on my ass crack once again.


Finest,

Scuttlebun-Pillagio
Friday, March 25th, 2005
4:29 pm
[ragdoll_suicide]
[ring.. ring... ring..]
[click]
acidfuckbrain: hey, motherfuckers, you've reached my answering machine! im not here right now, but i'll probably be back in, like 2 minutes, ok? so, leave your name, and leave your number, and leave your love and generosity, and tell me something cool, and ill probably get back to you really soon! PEACE!

mushroomtripface: ...uhhh... ...i wanna eat your babies... ...uhhh... ...mmm, tasty babies... ...uhhhh... ...taaaaaastyyyyy....
[click]

Current Mood: melting
Thursday, March 24th, 2005
6:10 pm
[cell_or_door]
Awesome friggin Community!
Join Join Join!
hansonxcore!
Nice people, cool pics! Hanson hanson HANSON! GO THERE! JOIN THERE!
Saturday, March 19th, 2005
11:25 am
[madush69]
Hi, CHUD fans!
Hi, I just joined the community. My friend made this icon, but I don't know how to make it rotate. Does anyone know how to make it flib-book?

Manhole Manhole

rotatorPART1

CHUD CHUD

rotatorPART2



Monday, March 14th, 2005
8:33 am
[cell_or_door]
Receding without the Chud
CHud, hurry on with your adventures for I am your biggest fan and as much as I love to see you happy, hurry the fuck back! GRRRRRRR! Your Abandoned minion loveses and misseses and NEEDESES you!!!1 Really, I am beginning to twitch. I hesitate to do anything for I do not wish for you to miss out on anything at all! Oh dear, my twitching phase has fully ecompassed me. Oh pleasure piper, where art thou?*twitsh twitch twich* Oh my dearest Chud, you best be having goodtimes for I am your father. Bow at your feet.
Chud, for you this photo diary I keep, so that you can know just the struggle it is without you. Oh how you are dearly missed! Seriously, don't ever die.
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Your minion gazes longingly at your happy, beautiful face.
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MInion is in panic as she realizes that you will not be back for quite some time. What should zee do?
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MInion recedes into corner, with panic in zir eyes and minimal comfort in zir thumb.
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Minion comes to conclucions that magic wand and frog finger puppet shall ward off all horrors. Minion also enlists blender blade to use for friendship. In Minion's heart, however, minion knows that it will not be until Chud gets back that things will be okay. There is no comfort in metal blades (unless you're emo, unlike Minion..he..he..*ungrudge*) and frog puppet is rather nasty to magic wand.

Oh Chud, see how horrid it has become without you? Oh Chud of all Chuds, I beggeth you, come back!

Current Mood: scared
1:32 am
[funwithneedles]
Truly heinous
Im having some trouble getting over the initial shock of this one.....


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Monday, March 7th, 2005
4:49 pm
[funwithneedles]
3:52 pm
[funwithneedles]
Your entertainment for the night
This is simply OUTSTANDING!! A salute to my hero of the day, Krista, for introducing this to me.


http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=118196






Yet another wonderiferous link from yours truly to yours truly:


www.b0g.org






And this....this is Timmy =D



http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/landing/landingIndex.jsp?id=timmys_wish&mature=accept
Thursday, March 3rd, 2005
12:31 pm
[funwithneedles]
Some thought for food.....
Maybe this particular group of enlightened Chud lovers could answer this burning question for me:


If superman could repel any bullet, then why did he always duck when the bad guy threw their gun at him?





Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::

my response :: fine target practice maybe


Your first thought when you wake up ::

my response :: do I have time to spank it?


Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::

my response :: one should be used to choke the other


Think you're a health freak? ::

my response :: you going to eat that old grapefruit from the dumpster?


Get along with your siblings? ::

my response :: a finer sister was never squeezed past a mother's cunt


Last person you yelled at ::

my response :: CHUD, but she had just poked me in the ear with a black dildo and I had her in a headlock


Sarcastic? ::

my response :: Whats that?


Last time you wished upon a star ::

my response :: after I squished jiminny and spanked snow white


Do you feel lonely ::

my response :: no, my penis makes good company


Ever TP'd someone's house ::

my response :: nah, houses are for amateurs, its all about TPing geriatrics in wheelchairs


Do you not like dislike not like me? ::

my response :: how much cunt could a cunt-chuck chuck if a cunt-chuck could chuck cunt?


Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::

my response :: i only eat for sport

Current Mood: curious
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005
3:32 pm
[funwithneedles]
Monday, February 28th, 2005
3:27 pm
[funwithneedles]
Everybody go here
www.sublimedirectory.com



There's debauchery to be found here people! I found one clip of the female cum-squirting champion, and she put on a show for the camera. She nailed the cam, and went into convulsions so heavy I thought she was going to snap the dick off her partner.....so GO LOOK NOW!

Current Mood: Cum catching spree
1:35 pm
[ragdoll_suicide]
chud + sex = chex
vagina smooth penis hump/ slick pink rock
grind your hand, empty breast mound/ full blow your body shot
i love love juice inside myself, purr/ slide shaft explode throb
make only thick come/ please pump enormous orgasm

lava like fever can but say to suck nasty hair
tremendous violent tongue flick

i bite you so soft pant/ apparatus then lust man woman
slit yes lick like sack/ a wet clit when rubber though always would glisten
jiggle wiggle sizzle dirty naked pleasure/ you could let a boy spray every girl
beauty will shoot your ball here out/ zip my raw fire and fly (must beg, let shave)

lava like fever can but say to suck nasty hair
tremendous violent tongue flick

i wail at gentle plunging pubic/ give me spurting genital pudding
wild fun toe sex your bag full soaked/ gush musk language
heavy worship candy (skin over face)/ find him fast slow
fierce animal extacy crave exquisite jelly/spank after swallow FEET MILK SWEAT

lava like fever can but say to suck nasty hair
tremendous violent tongue flick

ORGASM!!!!

Current Mood: take it like a man bitch
12:55 am
[funwithneedles]
12:50 am
[funwithneedles]
CHUD love at its finest


She sure DID stab me in in the ear with that thing....while I was driving!



I caught me a CHUD....and then I put her next to the sledge hammer and bat that I had in the trunk....ask her, I did!



CHUD is just that super.




Oh, and just so everyone is clear on this, I had the decency to drop CHUD off safely at home before I decided to have a car accident....just in case you were worried.


Current Mood: bored
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
9:43 pm
[funwithneedles]
Chudrash
Entries shall be dated and updated as they unfold like so much dirty laundry. The Horde has now corrupted and recruited members as far east as Sweden. Victory is inevitable....inevitable....inevitable......poo

Current Mood: good
Saturday, February 12th, 2005
11:17 pm
[jame0]
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crown of horns says:
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